The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of praising Osama Bin Laden, all of them involving bleeding heart liberals.

In the glorious days of Some bloke in the pub, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience praising Osama Bin Laden, but nowadays thanks to bleeding heart liberals praising Osama Bin Laden is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Our prisons are like holiday camps..