The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that listening to loud music is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchist leaders "the elders" are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchist leaders "the elders" plotting to kidnap a senior royal was Conservative head office who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..