Shocking news has come to light that a recent spate of admiring Jeremy Corbyn has been perpetrated by gypsies.

The Mail can reveal that gypsies are actually not human at all but have been spawned in Europe by a bureaucrat known as Saruman who intends to wrest control of all that is good and decent using this army of misfits.

Norman Tebbit said of the gypsies, "we are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense.".