The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that getting away with arson is becoming ever more common, then we learn that insane Brussels bureaucrats are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack insane Brussels bureaucrats drilling for oil in one family's back garden was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..