The Mail has learned that the politically correct Islington lefties are responsible for being foreign and suspicious looking.

Has the world gone mad? The politically correct Islington lefties are being foreign and suspicious looking with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to David Cameron, who said "surely something can be done?"