The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that young single mothers are reading the works of Karl Marx every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack young single mothers reading the works of Karl Marx was Nicolas Sarkozy who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..