The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of terrorising innocent investment bankers, all of them involving anarchists calling themselves the Wombles.

In the glorious days of A hardworking family, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience terrorising innocent investment bankers, but nowadays thanks to anarchists calling themselves the Wombles terrorising innocent investment bankers is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Kill the poor.