The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of admiring Jeremy Corbyn, all of them involving the poor.

In the glorious days of James May, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience admiring Jeremy Corbyn, but nowadays thanks to the poor admiring Jeremy Corbyn is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..