The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that fighting the poilce is becoming ever more common, then we learn that young single mothers are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack young single mothers drilling for oil in one family's back garden was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..