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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking on council estates is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists calling themselves the Wombles setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Lala from the teletubbies who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..


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