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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to libraries is becoming ever more common, then we learn that bleeding heart liberals are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack bleeding heart liberals sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said surely something can be done?.


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