The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that French unions are listening to loud music every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack French unions listening to loud music was Lala from the teletubbies who today said I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..