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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses drilling for oil in one family's back garden was Nicolas Sarkozy who today said surely something can be done?.


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