The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of getting away with arson, all of them involving Cherie Blair’s friends.

In the glorious days of The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience getting away with arson, but nowadays thanks to Cherie Blair’s friends getting away with arson is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..