I’m not racist but surely allowing unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace aren’t smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. David Cameron agrees with me, saying today, "Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.