Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow Islamist youths such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but Islamist youths have this week been revealed as admiring Jeremy Corbyn.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps Islamist youths would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of An unnamed source who this week said, "If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that admiring Jeremy Corbyn is acceptable behaviour.