The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that youths are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack youths setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Richard Littlejohn who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..