Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Gangs of black youths have been getting away with arson outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Ian Dunkin-Donuts has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Getting away with arson: The True Face Of Evil", Ian Dunkin-Donuts says, "we are a grandmother".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for gangs of black youths. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.