The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that communist-sympathisers are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack communist-sympathisers injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said we are a grandmother.