The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Corbynites are plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Corbynites plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life was Richard Littlejohn who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..