The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is becoming ever more common, then we learn that youths are defacing statues in Trafalgar Square every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack youths defacing statues in Trafalgar Square was Boris Johnson who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..