The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul), all of them involving youths.

In the glorious days of Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul), but nowadays thanks to youths being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..