Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow Guardian-reading do-gooders such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but Guardian-reading do-gooders have this week been revealed as praising Osama Bin Laden.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps Guardian-reading do-gooders would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of Bernard Jenkin who this week said, "our prisons are like holiday camps.".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that praising Osama Bin Laden is acceptable behaviour.