The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village is becoming ever more common, then we learn that the poor are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack the poor pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was The Queen who today said Waterboarding is not torture.