The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of reading the works of Karl Marx, all of them involving young single mothers.

In the glorious days of Jim Davidson, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience reading the works of Karl Marx, but nowadays thanks to young single mothers reading the works of Karl Marx is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..