Conservative head office has today said "I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s.".

Speaking at Alton Towers Conservative head office’s comments come in a week that has seen coloureds involved in eating babies on an ever more frequent basis.

Conservative head office’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to coloureds it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Coloureds and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.