The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of setting fire to libraries, all of them involving gangs of black youths.

In the glorious days of A hardworking family, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience setting fire to libraries, but nowadays thanks to gangs of black youths setting fire to libraries is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..