The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of voting for Jeremy Corbyn, all of them involving teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values.

In the glorious days of Richard Littlejohn, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience voting for Jeremy Corbyn, but nowadays thanks to teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values voting for Jeremy Corbyn is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..