Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. The poor have been reading the works of Karl Marx outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Theresa May has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Reading the works of Karl Marx: The True Face Of Evil", Theresa May says, "yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for the poor. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.