The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of burning policemen at the stake, all of them involving Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum.

In the glorious days of An unnamed source, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience burning policemen at the stake, but nowadays thanks to Jeremy Corbyn-admiring lefty scum burning policemen at the stake is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is We need a lot less of the passive tolerance of recent years and much more active, muscular liberalism. Especially for the blacks..