I’m not racist but surely allowing ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy aren’t being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Some bloke in the pub agrees with me, saying today, "kill the commie swine".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.