The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that destabilising the British way of life is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hunt sabateours are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hunt sabateours pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was a homeowner who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..