The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Twitter users are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Twitter users plotting to kidnap a senior royal was Conservative head office who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..