The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that miners, bent on revenge are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack miners, bent on revenge being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) was a homeowner who today said I like sponge.