The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Angela Merkel who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..