The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smoking skunk in the halls of Parliament is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was George Osborne who today said Hoorah for the blackshirts!.