With schools turning out a generation of illiterate hoodlums, crime threatening our every movement and a Government that treats criminals with kid gloves rather than forcibly immasculating them, is it any wonder that, once more young single mothers have been sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone?

What is needed is some very serious discipline. We can beat sense into young single mothers - all it takes is a little British spunk, some backbone and a big stick.

Instead sickos, perverts and communists are allowed to crawl the streets with impunity. Sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone must no longer be tolerated, especially when perpetrated by young single mothers.

Speaking exclusively to the Mail about young single mothers, Some bloke in the pub said "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets.".