In a shocking indictment of our permissive society it has this week emerged that bleeding heart liberals have been reading the works of Karl Marx.

Things have gone too far. Its bad enough that we tolerate the spicy food and loud music of bleeding heart liberals without allowing them to terrorise decent, middle class families as well.

The Mail will be starting a campaign against bleeding heart liberals and we promise our readers now that we shall not rest until each one of them is hunted down like a dog. Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells speaking in support of our campaign said "A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?".

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