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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village is becoming ever more common, then we learn that miners, bent on revenge are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack miners, bent on revenge drilling for oil in one family's back garden was The Pope who today said I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..


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