The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of being foreign and suspicious looking, all of them involving teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values.

In the glorious days of Lala from the teletubbies, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience being foreign and suspicious looking, but nowadays thanks to teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values being foreign and suspicious looking is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.