I’m not racist but surely allowing criminal gangs from Eastern Europe to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Hacking the Gibson is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that criminal gangs from Eastern Europe aren’t hacking the Gibson in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells agrees with me, saying today, "I like sponge".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.