The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of reading the works of Karl Marx, all of them involving asylum seekers.

In the glorious days of Jacob Rees-Mogg, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience reading the works of Karl Marx, but nowadays thanks to asylum seekers reading the works of Karl Marx is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Surely something can be done?.