The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that fighting the poilce is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields was Angela Merkel who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..