I’m not racist but surely allowing hunt sabateours to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that hunt sabateours aren’t using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Ian Dunkin-Donuts agrees with me, saying today, "the lady’s not for turning".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.