I’m not racist but surely allowing ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Helping illegal immigrants is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy aren’t helping illegal immigrants in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Vince Cable agrees with me, saying today, "a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.