The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that young muslim men are being foreign and suspicious looking every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack young muslim men being foreign and suspicious looking was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..