The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of helping so-called migrants, all of them involving paedophiles.

In the glorious days of Nick Clegg, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience helping so-called migrants, but nowadays thanks to paedophiles helping so-called migrants is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is The day of the yob is upon us.