The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are burning policemen at the stake every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders burning policemen at the stake was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.