The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that thugs are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack thugs pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was George Osborne who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..