The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of destabilising the British way of life, all of them involving teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values.

In the glorious days of Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience destabilising the British way of life, but nowadays thanks to teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values destabilising the British way of life is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Waterboarding is not torture.